Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018

Titty Stain

A stain on clothing or cloth caused by titties either by nipple leakage, or sweat appearing in a boob like shape.

She had to change shirts after breast feeding due to a titty stain

by Lovehandle October 14, 2010

Titty tickling

1. To stoke just the nipples to make fun of their size
2. To upset someone by doing something annoying

John won't stop playing the same music over and over again. It's really titty tickling.

by Cargirls July 24, 2017

Hangy Titty

Of or pertaing to the very large, saggy and pepperonied nippled breasts, usually middle aged African American women.

"I could only imagine what all that yo yo dieting has done to Oprahs boobs, shes probably got the hangy titty"

by arrrwood April 2, 2011

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025