Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 4, 2019

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

God bless me

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

Every1 will say god bless me

by Itz _meh I'm a tik toker October 14, 2019

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

print me out

When a prisoner has money inside his rectum and another inmate pulls the money out, in the fashion of an ATM.

Prisoner 1: Hey man print me out
Prisoner 2: *bends over, drops pants*
Prisoner 1: *pulls out moneys*

by The MaNN June 26, 2012