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shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.
Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
by J3553 November 18, 2007
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Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.
Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.
by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010
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Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010
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This Shit is Plasma

An expression used to signify or express potent awesome-ness, of a caliber far exceeding "good," "great," "excellent," or any other mediocre expressions of approval.
(Upon arriving at the Grand Canyon)
"WOW, This Shit is Plasma, dude I've never seen anything like it."

(While busting out some dirty dance moves)
"Look at me go, This Shit is SO Plasma"

(Upon receiving your Brand New 90 inch LCD Screen TV)
"OH MY GOD This Shit Is PLASMAAAA!!"
by MoonGlowLunarFeline July 12, 2009
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Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
by McJoselyn March 14, 2009
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wizard shit

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out
Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.
by Brasher May 8, 2008
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