jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 25, 2022

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 19, 2010

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012

Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it

" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "

by Woha Langley January 19, 2021

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 19, 2017

Cracking

When a trans person realizes they are trans, in reference to being an egg.

"When I realized how much I wanted to be a different gender, I finally started cracking

by That girl you may know June 07, 2021