crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

Cosby show crack whore

The show title is a variable. Howdy doody show crack whore. That 70s show crack whore.

The phrase describes a type of addict.

They're an addict and they'll do anything for crack but you like them and they're only going to be around for one episode. They're not family or regular character in your life.

I can give you a ride to rehab but I'm not signing anything. You're a Cosby show crack whore.

by Lola Mae 2022 December 12, 2022

Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers

Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty

by Adrian pussy slayer March 2, 2023

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

saq crack

Synonym for the scrotal raphe, the visible line or ridge of tissue through the scrotum.

Zeused him right in the saq crack

by Pr0Tw33k3r October 22, 2015

sacker crack

Some one who doesn't know how to pull up their saggy pants (mainly chicks)

That sacker Crack needs to pull up her pants!

by Kitty kitty kitty cat March 1, 2017

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 14, 2010