appalacian anal intruder

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

anal foot sex

Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.

I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.

by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

Anal Annihilation April

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.

Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020