T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

by DICKtionary DICKtators May 09, 2015

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T-Rex Arms

When someone holds their arms in close to their sides with their wrists bent. All hand movements are made in a range of motion that keeps the elbow pinned to the ribs, giving the illusion of undersized T-Rex arms.

Lexi was sitting on the edge of the bed staring at the door as it threatened to break from the force of Gil’s blows. For such little T-Rex arms he still had a surprising amount of upper body strength.

by Lexi Fulton October 14, 2011

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t minus zero

it means "now". t=time... minus zero..

t minus 20 would mean 20 minutes from now, assuming time was like a stopwatch counting down.

by Bethany Nolan May 13, 2004

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Piece of sh*t

Sh*t is a word often yose when someone or something is being anoying

You are such a piece of sh*t

by BIG URBANDICK FAN May 04, 2019

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jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

by kristengirl March 11, 2009

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