bitchass-ho-alot

The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.

That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!

by Pole Reader January 18, 2009

Big ho Zo

An exceptionally big ho. Others hos are jealous of her insane ho powers. She may lock her keys in her car, but that’s only to hook up with the AAA guy.

Oh no big ho zo is at it again, hooking up with everyone in sight.

by Fakeweebles January 4, 2020

Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish

1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.

by Seabmoby November 17, 2009

ho poor

got to put out to go out

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.

by Newt1234 April 27, 2017

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

Stunt ho

A person you call to take your place fucking someone but you collect the pay.

The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.

by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022

Ho is you coo?

Basically another way of saying "are you okay?" "Are you in your right sense of mind?" Other ways of saying it is like for example replacing "coo" with something that is cold like "ho is you winter?"

"guys I just gave my cousin head"
"Ho is you coo?"
"Ho is your Antarctica?"

by Thedefiiiinnerr August 22, 2024