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toxic music

A song (or multiple songs) that remind you of a time in your life, usually a rough patch.
Person 1: I can’t listen to November by Tyler The Creator because it reminds of my ex.

Person 2: That song is toxic music for you.
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musical

What the hell are musicals? It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops And the plot is conveyed through song Through song? Wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then Out of nowhere, he just starts singing? Well, that is the Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is goin' to sit there While an actor breaks into song? What possible thought could the audience think Other than, "This is horribly wrong?" Remarkably, they won't think that (Seriously? Why not?) Because, it's a musical, a musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great, then you gotta create a musical I don't know, I find it hard to believe

Some make you happy
Some make you sad
Some are quite big
Some quite small
Some are too long
Some are just plays with song (oh)
Some musicals have no talking at all
(No talking at all?)
That's right, there's no talking
All of the dialogue is sung in a very dramatic fashion
(Um, really?) Yes, really
(There's no talk?) There's no talking
And they often stay on one note for a very long time
So that when they change to a different note, you'll notice
And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit there asking yourself
"Why aren't they talking?"
(Sounds miserable) I believe it's pronounced "Misérables"
I was in a musical dancer kicked in unison in one big wonderful line!!!
by AuroratheHippoQueen May 31, 2025
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Music

As a school class that u are forced to take

Music=
Manny

Useless
Songs

In Class
by Clovenshepard Original December 31, 2020
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Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 2, 2017
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Meaty Music Meaning

In the music world, there are many types of music genres, and all these music genres can be described with the Meaty Music Meaning, or MMM for short. This is basically when a genre of music is classified as a type of meat, such as Pop music being the chicken nugget. Everyone knows about it, and everyone knows about the health risks about it, but we still listen to it. The meat used to describe a genre varies from person to person, but it is a relatively useful scale, for MMM not only informs people about music, but teaches people how to love music.
Boy 1- I think dubstep would be the burger of music
Boy 2- Wow, thanks to the Meaty Music Meaning scale, I have become informed with your information
Boy 3- I don't care, because I am a vegetarian in the music world
Boy 2- Oh, what do you listen to, then
Boy 3-I listen to Indie
Boy 1- Oh...
by TLMGH636 May 17, 2016
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music cuck

The Person who’s not in charge of music in the relationship and ends up learning all the words to songs they don’t like.
Matt is such a music cuck he knows every word to all of 21 pilots songs. He hates them.
by Dsherdog April 25, 2020
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Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
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