a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.

He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by Turttlemugger December 16, 2008

bush did 9/11

a conspiracy theory created by druggies and pot heads claiming that former president George W. Bush played a role in the 9/11 attacks

Jimmy: hey Billy guess what
Billy: What is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Billy: BUSH DID 9/11!!!

by DarkPathogen January 28, 2017

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

what do you think this is bush week?

an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.

"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?

by hayden595 February 28, 2008

You Got Reggie Bushed

Reggie Bush was one of those "phenomenal" running backs. Even though he hasn't produced alot in the pros, everyone still remebers his speed and ability to get passed defenders when he played for USC.

You juked someone in football say "You Got Reggie Bushed"

by gtheking2323 October 19, 2008

bushee

A person that is often thought of as stuck up, rich, or to good for them self.

1. I'm not tryna deal with that BUSHEE bitch thats gonna treat me like a dog.

2. "Pants Hangin Off Me now Cause My Pistol Heavy (Hood)
I Ain't Spoke To You Yet Dawg, Cause I Ain't Friendly
I Drank Yak Ya'll Drink Cris
I Like Pussy Handy don't Want That BUSHEE Bitch" - Plies "Im so hood"

by S.E.C. September 13, 2007

A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

by rockinray October 21, 2012