ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

crack nugget

A nickname to give to a person you’re highly addicted to. Since crack rocks can be referred to as “nuggets” some people just call them crack nuggets which is an extremely addictive drug, also known as crack cocaine. So calling someone you’re obsessed with “crack nugget” is very fitting, considering you’re addicted to them and act as foolish and erratic around them as someone on cocaine would.

“I love my boyfriend, I can’t get enough of him. He’s like my little crack nugget.”

by crackgurl February 21, 2024

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Crack

Another term for ass, booty, or cheeks. Not to be mistaken with the drug, crack refers to an ass crack in regular, day-to-day conversation.

"Man, that exam was crack, am I right?'

by bne2019 April 24, 2019