Water my crops

Slang said to avoid doing something

I would love to go out with you Lizabeth,but i have to go water my crops

by Ms Lucifer March 2, 2021

weaker than water

one who is quite weak, lack of muscle, or mental and or intestinal fortitude.

You are weaker than water, you can't even lift the bar!

by ocobb November 29, 2007

Murky water motorboat

Motor boating someone's ass crack after a wet bowel movement...

Janie ate 4 plates at the china buffet then had Stevie murky water motorboat her!

by Chefbeezy August 21, 2015

water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

by gumpynator October 17, 2021

water stuck in teeth

1.your dentist accidentally drilled a whole in your mouth.

2.you have bad luck.

Life sucks, I got water stuck in teeth.

by ShadowSwordS March 11, 2009

Water isn't wet

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 30, 2018

get da water nigga

A panicked exclamation used when an emergency warrants an urgent response from others.

"Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"

by Th3 Admiral August 24, 2011