The Air And Water Show

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.

"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"

by Shoc And Awe June 25, 2014

Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016

weaker than water

one who is quite weak, lack of muscle, or mental and or intestinal fortitude.

You are weaker than water, you can't even lift the bar!

by ocobb November 29, 2007

Murky water motorboat

Motor boating someone's ass crack after a wet bowel movement...

Janie ate 4 plates at the china buffet then had Stevie murky water motorboat her!

by Chefbeezy August 21, 2015

water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

by gumpynator October 17, 2021

Water isn't wet

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 30, 2018

water stuck in teeth

1.your dentist accidentally drilled a whole in your mouth.

2.you have bad luck.

Life sucks, I got water stuck in teeth.

by ShadowSwordS March 11, 2009