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Mr. Bug Sandwich

Generally known as a Beta Male, Beta Bob, or Simp, it is a derogative term that defines a man who is subservient and submissive to his said girlfriend in the hopes of getting laid by her or winning her favor any day, but is only kept in the friend-zone and is used as a cushion for when she gets dumped by Chad Thunderstroke. First used by Bo from Legion of Man on YT, it describes a man, who simps and has no backbone, that orbits around the gf wanting something out of her, but time and time again he is told to wait while she gets banged by Pookie and Ray Ray. The only attention he gets from her is when she wanting him to spe d money on her (Walking Wallet), and to be used as a bailout when Chad dumps her on the side of the road. It also describes him as a man with no boundaries, no respect, and is an NPC that follow his, or should it be everyones, girlfriend's orders.
Daniel: Does that guy even have a soul in him? His gf is getting plowed by theae Chads and he is just fine with that!

Bo: That's because he is Mr. Bug Sandwich. A spineless turd who has no respect for himself.
by Wolf & Women May 27, 2024
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Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"
You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter
by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021
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Russian Sandwich

When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.
She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.
by Displaced Aussie October 19, 2022
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Sandwich Man

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.
"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."
by LifelikeV May 26, 2018
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Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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