shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

thats the shit

Referring to objects such as jewelery, cars, or an item of clothing that looks particularly good or fashionable at the time. It is usually rare or out of the ordinary and/or expensive.

It can also refer to drugs that are particularly purer and more potent than is usually readily available to most people most of the time

Yo, look at that Benz...thats the shit

by GAANZ June 17, 2008

n shit

commonly said more than you realize...1)someone that is too busy to help you out. 2) as if something was suddenly added on to your night of partying un-expectedly...3) describing one's items that were never present in the first place but wanted to get more insuance $$$ back

i got stuff to do {n shit}, or i'd help you move.

I'm sorry, i{love }you "i was{drunk} n shit" when i{ fucked} her.

the {black }guy stole my radio n shit outtta my {car}

by islowd January 1, 2013

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019