Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest

Can you send me money, UD Jews?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

trash can

1. A gender word to describe people who identify as a trash can.
2. A retarded person

Teenager: For my whole life, I felt like a trash can

by BabbleBoy February 5, 2023

We can breathe

The deep American exhalation, after too long a period in which I can't breathe was true for too many, for so many reasons.

We CAN Breathe, today, November 7, 2020

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020

the worst she can say is no

This is what your friend said to you if you're about to ask your crush to go on a date

Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿

Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what

by JacobDaSadGuy February 17, 2025

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 13, 2009