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National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday
Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!
by Yung Oro June 1, 2018
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National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.
Friend 1: “It’s November 18th
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”
by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023
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National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
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National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James
by Luh nigga December 30, 2021
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National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.
Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022
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