Get the Chrismug. Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.
by poggersmon June 8, 2022
Get the Chrismug. A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.
by Big stick October 29, 2025
Get the Chris Thompsonmug. by Randommm1 December 22, 2016
Get the Chris Newcomermug. a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass
hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
Get the chrismug. M-Chris has a big dick
by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021
Get the M-Chrismug. 