im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

Utah U-Turn

Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.

I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.

by TennesseeTickFucker April 26, 2019

Yo u

When you are arguing with someone over text and they try to say "no you" to defend themselves but fail horribly.

You're gay
No
Yo u

by Wawaweewa2.0 April 25, 2023

i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet

king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.

by chloe burbank March 13, 2022

no u

the end of a ur mom insault

ur mom is trash fortnite, no u boi

by ioluieuw October 9, 2021

the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

no u

Used when there it no logically based argument available and short, meme-ish comeback is all one has to give, based mainly on one's own emotional, subjective point of view.

Intelligent person: *Gives a logically based conclusion.*
You: "No u."
Intelligent person: *Goes to minds their own business, letting you to do your own mistakes.*

by Annaria January 21, 2022