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Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x
I hate jake
by Issabtee September 27, 2022
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Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018
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blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.
I think Blake and Jake are sexy.
by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a name for big dick skibidi toilet niggas, he’s big d randy and has a massive schmeif. Also can be very bipolar and lovie dovie.
Wow it’s jake.
by elcompajake November 19, 2023
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Jakes

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023
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