Potato

Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.

Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.

by Powder97 December 12, 2020

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”

by The typical neckbearded brony. August 5, 2021

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!

by Burntpotato June 18, 2018

potatoes

An LGBT girl.

potatoes eats potato

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025