personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.

"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."

by BerniiGames July 28, 2024

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 03, 2018

person 0.5

Fought in world war 2 but is now a happy grandpa who understands his grandsons memes.

Person 0: died in the war
Person 1:good guy/main character
Person 0.5: both

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 09, 2023

sexual personality dysfunction

Which is a type of temporary personality malfunction dealing with sexual personality and its course of action leading to harrassment ,rape,or even molestation

Roby suffered from sexual personality dysfunction

by rafael e Reyes December 11, 2018

End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

by March 09, 2022

Person 1

The protagonist of Urban Dictionary. Usually accompanied by Person 2.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.

Person 1: I am the coolest person on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you

by ImGuyford January 01, 2025

Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb

Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023