Canine Facebook 

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

Canine Facebook by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

Classified facebook watcher 

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff

Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

Classified facebook watcher by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010

FOF (Fitter On Facebook) 

Fitter On Facebook.

It originated from the brisk streets of london, between a small group of friends. When seeing a girl from afar that you recognise from the social network know as 'Facebook' you say they looked fitter on facebook, FOF. This has been used as an inside joke between friends so that you can't be caught out when in public and we believe its time that the rest of the world should know about it.

Ask your self this are you a FOF?

FOF (Fitter On Facebook)

What is that about, mate that girl is FOF.

She looks like she carries a heavy load, she was defiantly FOF.

That girl looks like she takes a dick, she looked FOF.

FOF (Fitter On Facebook) by A Right Lad September 30, 2011

The Facebook Number Game 

A stupid ass trend/game/fad that has recently popped up on Facebook. To play this "game", you post on your wall that you want your friends to message you with a number. After the number is recieved, the original poster posts the number, as well as his/her thoughts about the person.

This would not bother me so much if it didn't flood the hell out of my wall. I check my FB for a grand total of 10-15 minutes each day, and this is all I see.

To quote one of the posts:

" The Facebook Number Game - send me a # (0-500) to my inbox and ill tell you whats good. I'll post the number along with the answer on my page,
so only you know who it's about"

What a load of shit. Its already bad enough I have to filter through all the game updates, pointless status posts, and all the general crap Facebook has added in the last year.

The Facebook Number Game by WackyJack December 10, 2010

born outta facebook 

when a random person befriends everyone on facebook and becomes everyones insta-best friend.

-omg did julia request you on facebook?
-yeah who is she?
-my new best friend, she was born outta facebook

born outta facebook by ay-yo-kick October 15, 2009

The MCR Facebook Page 

The MCR Facebook page is a wonderful place. Well, it can be. It's full of stupid whores who are very perverted and flip out for the stupidest things. There is some nice people though. :]

The MCR Facebook Page has stolen my Non-pervertedness.

The MCR Facebook Page by KaliLinny September 19, 2011

Dr. Facebook

Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.

Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?

Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.

Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?

Dr. Facebook by fishoil October 24, 2009