Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

Facebook Bait

to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes

T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?

V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..

by Francis Bird February 22, 2015

facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

Facebook

Garb

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?

by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021

Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.

Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *

by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016

Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.

Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.

by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011