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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.
Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!
by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024
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David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021
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david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her
wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!
by ninollie November 22, 2022
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David Schoder

He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!
I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!

Being Defined by MK
by Michal K. January 5, 2017
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David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children
"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"
by Nick371 August 30, 2022
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