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ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with
-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you
by emoqueer October 21, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

if someone says hi they will say ur mom bc they are dumb
by heheamingus February 15, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur cousin be fussin

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)
by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018
mugGet the ur cousin be fussinmug.

ur mum gay

a derogatory term, used by british americans to insult varying peple with mums
initial phrase: ur mum gay bro
response: no ur mum gay
by ur mum gay 2111111111111111 December 27, 2018
mugGet the ur mum gaymug.
a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
mugGet the apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parentsmug.
When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
mugGet the skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodlemug.

ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.
'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum
by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

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