Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

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by jecherry April 4, 2016

City hill middle school

This school is just straight up wack the teachers the students everything there is whole bunch of people who ack hella black when there not . All of the kids are mad fake it’s just like a big school full of snakes .you can’t do anything with out getting in trouble. The teachers there are mad fucking annoying especially Mrs Raymond. There is this one bitch Victoria such a fag all talk no show FAKE. It’s full of wired mother fuckers relationships there last a couple days .this school is just wackkkk there maddddd emo kids

City hill middle school? more like shity hill

by WACK_WACK April 18, 2019

animal crossing city folk

This game is the third in the series. it includes new silver tools and a city you can go to and try to get more popular and more villagers. but in the tradition of all animal crossing games. you are trying to gain money to pay off your debt to that fucking raccoon tom nook. i hate him. but it features more fish and bugs. in my opinion it is the best game in the series

i just got 3000 bells from a red snaper on animal crossing city folk

by Psycho Mantiz January 16, 2009

Kansas City Cum Swap

The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.

Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.

Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.

by Lord069 August 26, 2011

Pimpin city girl

City girl who been through so much pain and heart break and so now she pimpin tf out these niggas and at the end of the day she still a mfn city girl.

"dena's main nigga just found out about the other three niggas, crazy!!"
"I know right? don't play with ha, she a pimpin city girl!"

by Pimpdaddymai May 14, 2021

Rose City Swarm

Also known as one of the “smallest”, men’s only-gay brothel..

“Hey bro! Nice skinny jeans! Want to join me as I embark on my 10th Rose City Swarm?!”

by Marco’s Actual Daddy August 15, 2019

big city cops

Big city cops}, usually a dumbed down version of a small city cop. Some big cities require their cops to have degrees so what you get is a book learned idiot with a gun that feels empowered because they work for a large metropolitan department. Very few of these clowns ever promote beyond a sergeant position due to the fact they cannot think on their own which is why they had to go to work for a large department. Big city departments run very narrow background checks so they hire many that would not make the cut in departments that do thorough checks. many of these officers feel that position make them really important but most cannot explain any simple law that they enforce. Their training will mostly be in tactics and other items that they will never need or use. All you have to do is watch Youtube and see how people make most big city cops into blundering idiots that feel that the "badge" makes them educated. Big city cops are the ones that "must" shoot the pet dogs or tase grandma for "their" safety. Yep without large groups of other big city cops to come back them up most would take an ass whopping a day.

I feel important because I am one of the big city cops.

by THPD July 31, 2017