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Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye
by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021
mugGet the Oof Eggsmug.

gregg the egg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone
by egggreggegg May 7, 2019
mugGet the gregg the eggmug.

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces
Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg
by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019
mugGet the Eggmug.

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
mugGet the faberge eggmug.

Egg Sherean

Meowmids idol
Why does meowmid simp for egg sherean
by Meowmidhater April 20, 2022
mugGet the Egg Shereanmug.
hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
by okstella July 30, 2021
mugGet the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.

flinging an egg

When a women is having her period usually resulting in moody behavior.
1 "She was really crazy when I talked to her. She must be flinging an egg." 2 used in a question; " Are you flinging an egg?"
by xray360 September 30, 2013
mugGet the flinging an eggmug.

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