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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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Poopy dance

When you have poop rubbed all over your body, have on your head, and in your hands. Then moving the arms up and down in a robotic form whilst squating
"My dad caught me peeing on the plants now i must do the poopy dance"
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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Modern Dancing

Choking oneself
Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing
by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018
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WAFA Dance

An awesome dance. Only the coolest, and most experienced members of the WAFA CREW know the dance. Creators of the dance: BJ WAFA, OTA.
n. "Do that fucking WAFA Dance!"
by BJ WAFA April 8, 2010
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taiwanese tribal dance

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant
Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night
by S- MONEY GUCCI January 24, 2011
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Vertical Dancing

Type of dance style executed when in a overly crowded dance floor.
I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
by msmit September 2, 2022
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Dance

The laziest excuse for doing a sport. Jumping in the air and twirling around like a 3 year old. No skill. Not a real sport. Weird girls do it who who think their athletic and they think their the shit
“Omg you do dance can u do a split”
“NO! I’m a dancer u idiot not a gymnast”

“What sports do u play”
“Well I do dance-“
“Wait you think dance is a sport. Dance isn’t. A sport at all under any surcumstances. It’s is an activity losers do when they don’t have. A life”
“Dance is a art as well as a sport”

“ keep telling ur self that”

“Have u even competed against dance moms
“No u idiot that’s fake dance”

Well dance is fake
by Garry the snail October 13, 2019
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