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Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
by PeacockSequence October 15, 2022
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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Punch the ale

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit
by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017
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National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.
I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!
by Thezzar Mazzar February 2, 2010
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Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting
SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!
by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022
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