Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”
Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”
Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”
by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021
Get the Munchin Punchmug. when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
Get the armadillo punchmug. by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017
Get the Donkey punchmug. An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
Get the Five Finger GIF Punchmug. shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016
Get the shit punchmug. March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
Get the Punch A Girl In The Stomach Daymug. by Snowxplain June 26, 2024
Get the Punchmug.