captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

by xoyoungz November 19, 2007

Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.

I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!

by Thezzar Mazzar February 2, 2010

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019

Punched

chopped/unfunny/not normal

your punched

by AaronOnTopFr September 22, 2024

Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline

{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube

by xyko1 February 9, 2021

national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023