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One trip Jones 

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.
Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.
One trip Jones by packmule107 July 20, 2012

One Nickel Pickle 

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."
50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.
One Nickel Pickle by Mini Mii August 28, 2012

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
One Week Washer by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

one with the buffalo 

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

One Man Band 

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
One Man Band by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

one-manded 

A task carried out by a single person; solo.
Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.
one-manded by Alli.M June 6, 2013