fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.

Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.

by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Street Ninja

Used to refer to hood/gang-affiliated black men that typically perform criminal acts & wander out in public in Pooh Shiesty/Ski-Masks (hence the term Ninja).

“I think we should be out. Three street ninjas just pulled up inna black Hellcat blasting Young Nudy.”

“Lets be out my nigga.”

by HighNigga1337 June 15, 2024

bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.

Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!

by bogeyninja August 13, 2024

dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025