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Big ho Zo

An exceptionally big ho. Others hos are jealous of her insane ho powers. She may lock her keys in her car, but that’s only to hook up with the AAA guy.
Oh no big ho zo is at it again, hooking up with everyone in sight.
by Fakeweebles January 4, 2020
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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007
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Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish
1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.
by Seabmoby November 17, 2009
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ho poor

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.
by Newt1234 April 27, 2017
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Stunt ho

A person you call to take your place fucking someone but you collect the pay.
The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.
by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022
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Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.
This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!
by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011
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ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
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