A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Dinero_D July 16, 2019
Get the davidmug. If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches
by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023
Get the Davidmug. Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Da-fish November 21, 2021
Get the David Mckalemug. The name Marc-David is not commonly used. It is used for children that are loyal, disciplined and funny. They are sentimental and charismatic and take life sometimes too seriously. Still, if you meet one named like that it will be a special and adventurous friendship.
by Yang_Kuhlkamp November 21, 2021
Get the Marc-Davidmug.