pirate dance

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.
by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.
Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.
by Fresh_Tresh October 18, 2020
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Dances with Dorothy

A female who is of the Lesbian persuasion and has no interest whatsoever in men
You'd be wasting your time trying to chat her up , she dances with Dorothy
by Barry Otter August 22, 2023
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dance machine

purple kiss. just purple kiss.
purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!
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Spin Dance

Probably the most intricate dance move in all of dance history. The act of spinning in multiple circles while gracing the air with your outspread arms. To be effective you must have speed and grace. Most commonly used in a crowded setting such as a bar, to awe friends. Can also be used as a deffense mechanism. WARNING: May end up in losing balance, and you may accidentally punch random bystanders. Bar fights may ensue. Has only ever been properly demonstrated by the one they call Chris.
Dang, that guy just got the spin dance
by $mash March 24, 2011
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Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 04, 2020
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