Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten
by Rep69 February 18, 2021
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Chris Tharby

Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S
Chris Tharby is very special
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A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop
A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions
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chris lane

Chris lane is one of Colbert's most legendary and admirable men. He really gets things done. MM
I'm gonna be great just like chris lane
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chris duel

Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...
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chris butka

hey chris butka lets go to my room *pulls pants down* girl says "that is such a huge dick"
by unknown woman April 03, 2017
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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
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