Can

Mace or pepper spray.

Canned(Past tense)

A: “Those goons are waiting for you at the train station bro!”

B: “Don’t worry one of my backup has a can.”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018

can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet

Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.

by Mivoat December 16, 2010

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

Only hackers can type this

This is basically some Youtube Shorts thing where kids record into an object to make the background dark, use a video editor most likely on a Samang device to add text saying "Only hackers can type this" then add 6 overlapping a 9 or whatever they what to add, and those videos probably get more views than a single short from the Duolingo marketing team, like how?

"oNlY hAcKeRs CaN tYpE tHiS: ⱱ̏"

by φ June 8, 2024

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020