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cookie pudding

by fuckboy420blazeit69 March 27, 2015
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Sugar Cookie

A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.
“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”
by Binkerman22 May 8, 2022
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Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.
You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.
by BadCupcake February 10, 2015
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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Cookie

vulva ('vagina'), female genitalia. A boner or sex
Want to eat my cookie.
Come and eat my cookie!
My cookie is so fucking hard
by ionlyfwithwi'mtoxic April 23, 2021
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diamond cookie

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry
yuh bro, got any of that diamond cookie? Shit got me baked...
by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017
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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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