mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Bum nugget

Large pieces of dried shit stuck to the pubic hair on your anus.

Dude, you need to go and get your ring piece jet washed, I can smell bum nuggets from here!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

BBT (Bum Before Tup)

BBT (bum before tup) - A sexual activity in which a person receives anal penetration before vaginal. Often going in dry

BBT (bum before tup) - A sexual activity in which a person receives anal penetration before vaginal. Often going in dryFor example...

Woman: Jesus I was so drunk last night I ended up getting some bbt

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Virgin: I had no idea what was going on, had it in my bum before tup

by Dingythemanwithapartyhat April 15, 2016

Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole

Ew you have a nipple bum

by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016

drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.

My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!

by ZastinLD September 20, 2016