fuck ass bird

One long ass fuckin bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.

by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017

Bird Wings

Big, oversized eyelashes that women like to wear.

I met this one girl yesterday and she was fine as fuck, but she had fake Ugg boots and Bird Wings

by ClaySoggyfries April 2, 2021

The bird

The Bird is a slang for the
Middle finger.
When you show someone the bird, you flip them off.

Man 1: "Can ya believe it Jason flipped me of after I tried to help him!"
Man 2: "Ah that ungrateful god-damn asshole showed you The bird"

by Repic August 8, 2022

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

by Mags85 December 11, 2013

Tweaky Bird

Someone with a low weed tolerance, but easily starts tweakin. Tweaky Bird is a pun, deriving from Looney Tune’s Tweeky Bird character. One should always expect a tweaky bird to start buggin, no matter how much y’all smoke.

Matt: Why are you buggin, we’re only smoking mid.
Steve: Leave him alone! Tweaky Bird always be buggin.

by Lonelyboi_dan January 8, 2019