SIMP

SIMP is an acronym for squirrels in my pants

"help I have a bad case of SIMP"

by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020

simp

A person who says every girl that he sees is beautiful but does not look good enough to get any bitches. He also thinks that he isn't a simp but he is one. BUT DO NEVER CALL HIM A SIMP he's gonna get angry

Jooo, do you see that beautiful girl there?
Dude, she's a 4/10 at max. You're such a simp

by the good niqqa March 3, 2022

Simp

Not all simps are beggars, some are patient and respectful to women. I have a friend that absolutely didn't have any interest in her "simp." Although they talked for months and with his patience and commitment, she fell in love with him. They adore each other to this day and are about to get married.

"He's a simp for you!"

by WarriorWolf_27 September 22, 2020

simp

an overused word, any man who shows any respect to females is a simp according to all males and 12 year old boys.

“yo dude look brandon held the door for emma he a simp!”

or

“brooo did you really just help you mama do the dishes you simp”

orr

“person:guys stop calling her a dishwasher
kyle:SIMPPPP”

by yo kyle, you mad?? September 10, 2020

Simp

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace

by sadRainbow December 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who would do anything to get a woman’s/mans attention .

Being a female simp is rare but they are some good luck with finding one.

P1:Omg I love p2 she so sweet I gave her 20,000 dollars in cash!
P3: sorry to say man but you’re a simp.

by I’m Everywhere But Never Known September 28, 2020

Simp

This word perfectly describes 0wada a nr 1 Monty simp

Someone 1: stfu simp
Someone 2: ok

by Yourepicgaybestfriend March 6, 2022