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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
mugGet the Potatomug.

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
mugGet the Half Cooked Potatomug.

Sticky Potato

A mildly derogatory term for a white gay male who is exclusively attracted to other white gay males (as opposed to other races)

As opposed to Sticky Rice who are gay Asians attracted to other Asians. And Potato Queens who are Asians attracted to white men.
"Don't bother about him, Lee, he's strictly sticky potato".
by Pewit35 August 7, 2025
mugGet the Sticky Potatomug.

Potato Transit Authority

A roblox transit group that solidify their stans of trains, and distorted emojis with crying laughing and angry faces mashed together.

These group members tend to also laugh about the "bag it up meme", a meme that is about a convenience store cashier getting rude encounters with several people, and in return humiliate them by ruining their order.
Yo, lets play Potato Transit Authority Callaghan

No, I play on mobile, how about fifth avenue?

Fuck you.
by him872 June 21, 2023
mugGet the Potato Transit Authoritymug.

Potato

What people in Ireland used to eat.
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries
guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick
by zeruela June 10, 2025
mugGet the potato patrickmug.

Hot potato

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.
1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!
by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022
mugGet the Hot potatomug.

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