National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23

Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.

by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020

National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.

Friend 1: “It’s November 18th”
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”

by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023

National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.

Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”

by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023

National hug a boy day

Girls go out there and hug a boy. They deserve it.✨

It’s national hug a boy day so hug a boy girls

by h@ydëñ October 19, 2019

National Snatch Weave Day

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.

omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019

national love mia day

when the prettiest girl in the entire world is put on urban dictionary. This day is everyday if you know her you know this. She is the sweetest prettiest girl ever who loves howie mandel and lord of the rings. She is very very talented and has many skills such as playing guitar painting sewing writing and doodling and much more. She is so so beyond beautiful and her fashion is out of this world, she gives the best hugs n kith, and she will never give up her bang addictions

Did you hear about National love mia day?? Mia is quite the best gf in the world
yep you are so lucky to know mia

by Cheetahhat October 27, 2019