ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

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Ho Fasho

/ho-fah-sho/
Whore for sure; A promiscuous or adulterous woman

She’s a ho fasho. She’s had sex with like, everyone.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

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beat ass ho

Slam piece, fuckbuddy

Guy 1: Did you get it in with that beat ass ho?
Guy 2: Yea you mean ms daisy right?

by Brohanimo December 12, 2013

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One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

by What did she say December 20, 2021

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yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.

Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.

by Jewish madam July 6, 2018

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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

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