Offensive Scientist walks
down the road
"He sees some retarded girl rubbing her phone all over in a slug trail. as he can see shiny trails from the slugs
Offensive Scientist :
Look at you. you fucking slug fucker. you want to be paralizized from the rat lungworm you stupid fucking slug fucker
Girl : OH YAS! I FUCKING LUV RAT LUNGWORM. OOOM. OOOM IM GONNA BECOME LIKE MY IDOL! SAM BALLARD!