December

Only fuck month, this is so that u can regain ur freedom from last month

this Month is december so that means we can fuck all we want

by Mechelle Obama December 1, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day where you can hug your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend. Go get em tiger

Person: Hey (name), um, so, it’s December 2nd would you want to hug?
Crush: Uh, sure?

by ido.notwork.forurban.dictonary December 1, 2019

December

Destroy dick December it’s the month after no nut November

Are u going to destroy yo dick in December??
Yup I waited a whole month to be able to do this again

by DLJ The Real December 1, 2019

December 4th

Steal a hoodie day

Britney: "Who's hoodie is that"
Maddie: "Josh's"
Britney: "Did he give it to you?"
Maddie: "No I stole it"
Britney: "Why?"
Maddie: "Cause it's December 4th"

by Fatcowmsredmond December 1, 2019

December 25

The day Jesus is born.

Jack: do you know what today is?
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.

by Melissa Lee December 2,2019 December 1, 2019

December 2nd

National slap a Gabe day!

Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!

by Disenfectant December 2, 2019

December 2

Ask your crush your crush out go get that sexy ass girl

Boy: Do you have a crush because go ask her out
Girl: Hey it’s December 2

by There are no more pseudonyms December 2, 2019