The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
Get the Avocado Cookiemug. by anonymous August 14, 2025
Get the Thunder cookiemug. A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.
"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).
Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)
"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).
Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)
"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).
by owldespair March 6, 2018
Get the cookiemug. 
Get the freaked cookiesmug. by BadCupcake February 10, 2015
Get the Crumbly Cookiemug.