Jake

a cute guy in 6th grade who girls like

omg i love jake

by meh_idk February 3, 2022

Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021

jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

ella+jake

they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..

ella+jake are not the smartest couple

by panackaed July 18, 2022

Jake Satran

Literally satanic real form of Jake Tran, a Vietnamese-born American educational/commentary YouTuber and entrepreneur

I already watched Coffeezilla video about Jake Tran, now i know that he was actually Jake Satran

by Cure Earth August 18, 2022

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016