I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 02, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 07, 2017

two cent cum guzzling gutter slut

To have sexual intercourse with random female that hits your Snapchat inbox like tommy and cole

Tommy and cole are two cent cum guzzling gutter sluts cole tommy whores

by Kaylee and kendra March 12, 2017

I have never seen two pretty bestfriends..

FACTS.......JUST FACTS.........YEAH......

boy 1: i have never seen two pretty bestfriends..always one of em gotta be ugly..
boy 2: facts bro...facts bro..

by selmarl07 December 15, 2020

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 04, 2020

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 03, 2020